Friday, 6 February 2009

The unionists Version of Oliver


From the hootsmon courtesy of Wardog:
10. DODGER BROWN
I'll do anything
For UN-ION anything
For UN-ION means everything to me.

I'll go anywhere
For UN-ION, anywhere --
For UN-ION, ev'rywhere --
I'd go!

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Would you dither on 10p TAX?

DODGER BROWN
Anything!

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Would you paper over Policy CRACKS?

DODGER BROWN
Anything!

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Would you admit you've feart o the GNATS?

DODGER BROWN
Anything!

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Even support the Tory Council TAX?

DODGER BROWN
I'd risk EVERYTHING
For UN-ION -- EVERYTHING
Yes, I'd do anything...

RUFUS T FIREFLY
EVERYTHING?!

DODGER BROWN
Everything for UN-ION!!

RUFUS T FIREFLY
'Ere now, Smee, you just copy and sing along!
Dodger and I'll help you out with the words, alright?
So it's "I'll do anything"

Smee
I'll do anything

MAGGIE CURRAN
For UN-ION......

Smee
For UN-ION, ANYTHING

RUFUS T FIREFLY
For UN-ION means.....

Smee
For the UN-ION means EVERYTHING to me

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Ah, that's lovely.

Smee
I know that
I'd go anywhere
For UN-ION, anywhere --
For UN-ION, everywhere
I'd see

AM2
Are you Proud to be Blue?

Smee
Anything!

Sam
Are you really a racist like me too?

Smee
Anything!

Tinman
Could I be a unionist just like you?

Smee
Anything!

Salem
Tax-breaks for the Middle Classes, thankyou!

Smee
Anything!

I'd risk ev'rything
For UN-ION -- everything --
Yes, I'd do anything

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Anything?!

Smee
Anything for the UN-ION!!

DODGER BROWN
Dance! Wendy...... Dance!

RUFUS T FIREFLY
Oh, alright, Dodger. C'mon boys!
1-2-3... ANYTHING, I'D DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING for UN-ION

4 comments:

Juankerr said...

thanks wardog !

Scottish unionist may have scottish unionist but I have blagged myself juankerr.com.

STICK IT UP YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Montague Burton said...

Applauds. Well done Juankerr. A career on the stage is a mere flick of the cape away.

subrosa said...

You intend to be working in a theatre juan? Monty seems to think you'll be sweeping the stage with your attire.

JuanKerr.com said...

This lyrical gem is courtesy of wardog. I reckon AM2 was in last night getting his song sheet for choir practice with "his boys" I wonder if he's strict with SMEE and Rufus?

I can just see him now pacing back and forth, flexing his cane meancingly, in his plus fours, monacle, pipe and deer stalker.

"thats noi kind of doctor watson OI waant, oi need it more oinglish!" , "troi a ladee da now and again, we want authenticity as the queens Broitish subjects"