Friday, 20 February 2009

A call too protest - by Mandy barricades

Gob on their goujons
In these times of terror laws and increasing surveillance, the one party rule over trade unions and Student unions. The wind has been plucked out of the disaffected citizens soul. No longer can we assemble without being asked addresses, searched without reason and told to move on.

How do we fight back against the so-called political classes, as average people? Without spending weeks down the nick. How do you fight back anonymously? Yeah for the time being you can blog, but Blears and co want that shut down. How can you really fight back with the equivalent of a punch in the mouth?

One solution I have is to grog in a traitor’s tea. Whenever a politician buys foodstuffs in a takeaway, restaurant or supermarket. The disaffected could easily man handle their melons so too speak. What’s wrong with giving a tummy upset to someone who is essentially a shit bag anyway?

Someone who would happily send a teenager to a false war or let a pensioner freeze.

There was an essay year ago called digital cash. A way of arranging assassination dead pools by way of digital transfers of cash and the Internet. It had all the politicos shitting themselves.

This idea could be the real life public punch in the mouth.

Catering staff every where could be grogging in journo's sarnies, Mps' chiabattas or putting sand in mandelson's Vaseline.

Tesco's delivery drivers and order pickers could be polluting their pun nets and man handling their bananas (mandelson’s deliverer is excused this task.)

I here recently that rates of stomach bugs, skitters and sore throats have ravaged through Scotsman, North British Labour MSP's and senior civil servants from the 1970's

Wendy Alexander was heard to exclaim "have cracked the pan! and my arse is a ring of fire , so it is ....."Why not eh?this article is intended for educational purposes only.
Amemded for a dundonian houswifey.

Shock horror stats.

Kezia Dugdale has today faced a humiliating return to blogging by only securing 7 measly followers to her blog. Those followers include the notorious Scotland haters AM2 and SM753, or "rimmer" as he likes to call himself. As Am2's cyber groupie, that is an apt name come too think of it.

She is only holding level with self confessed and miscelaneous ranting loon and ordinary bloke, Juan Kerr. Even he is holding level with his blog of self confessed rantings!

This must be a blow for aspiring toom tabards everywhere. All those years selling out the people around for the chance of following your path to westminster, holyrood or the Lords and the power and rewards it brings. Towing the party line and hiding in selection meetings student rallies and working in placed jobs.

Even this week Kezia's hard efforts have included reccying halls for the Portobello selection meeting. I would have thought the Labour party these days did not require such venues,asI thought they usually decided in London?

All that hard work for a sham show.

New Labour , Smoke and mirrors.

Congratulations on the tash, Photo shop is marvelous on facial hair.

UPDATE 23-02-09: Labour central office have had a whipround, and feeling a little embarrassed their revolving candidate is looking so feeble on the blogging arena. Glad my Dugdale Disasters Emergency Appeal came in helpful.

You too can have 5 extra bloggers reading your right wing, in socialist clothing pish..... :-) , THE JUANKERR WAY!